Grammys

Tonight, people who are "into music" will watch The Grammy Awards live on TV. I long ago lost interest. Guess I am an old fart since I don't even know the names of most of the people up for album of the year.

The last time I paid any attention to the Grammy Awards...

• "Ga-ga" was the only words Lady Gaga knew how to speak....
• I was rooting for The Police to win Song of the Year for Every Breath You Take.
• Boys who wore their hair like Justin Bieber were called Beatles. 

Suffice it to say, I shan't be viewing tonight.