I read this in the local paper the other day though the story is several weeks old. But it "bares" repeating:
The owners of the company that makes the Whizzinator, a prosthetic penis used to mask illegal drug use, were charged yesterday in federal court with conspiracy to defraud the government and are expected to plead guilty.
Gerald Wills, the president of Puck Technology, based in Signal Hill, Calif., and Robert D. Catalano, the vice president, are charged in a 19-page criminal information of conspiracy for selling two different products that mask illegal substances in a user's urine.
The products, the Whizzinator and Number 1, are sold through the company's Web sites.
What the Puck??? Ya can't make this stuff up...Here is the complete story from the Pittsburgh Post Gazette.